H.K.G. Greased Monkey F1 Fem (3pk.) Very Limited

🛢️🍌 Greased Monkey – Feminized (3 Pack)

100% ORGANIC & 100% FIRE

Bred by: Hippie Krack Genetiks

Lineage: Critical Banana Kush × Fuel OG

Type: Sativa-dominant Hybrid (60/40)

Gender: Feminized

THC: ~26%

CBD/CBG: Not available

Flowering Time: 56–63 days

Height: Medium

Yield: High

Stretch in Bloom: 3×

Grow Difficulty: Moderate

🌱 Grower’s Highlights

Bud Structure Uniform, rock-hard, dense flowers with light purple hues

Trichomes Thick white frost—ideal for extraction

Foliage Dark green leaves; extremely easy to trim

Support Needed Staking or netting recommended due to heavy flower weight

Training Techniques Topping, FIM, LST, super cropping all encouraged

Stretch Factor 3× stretch during bloom—plan for vertical space

Yield Potential High—especially with multiple tops and canopy management

🍌🧪 Aroma & Flavor Profile

Overripe Banana Sweet and funky tropical top note

Vanilla & Chemical Creamy undertone with sharp chem edge

Petroleum Funk Pungent fuel finish from Fuel OG lineage

• Aroma: Loud and layered—like banana pudding spilled in a mechanic’s garage

• Flavor: Sweet, greasy, and complex with a lingering fuel glaze

🌿 Terpene Breakdown

Myrcene Sedative, pain relief, earthy base

Caryophyllene Anti-inflammatory, stress relief, spicy warmth

Limonene Mood elevation, anti-anxiety, citrus brightness

Linalool Calming, muscle relaxation, floral softness

Humulene Appetite suppression, woody bitterness

💫 Effects & Medicinal Use

• Mental: Euphoric, focused, and creatively energized

• Physical: Relaxing body buzz with mild sedation

• Medicinal Benefits:

  • Chronic pain and inflammation

  • Stress and anxiety

  • Appetite stimulation

  • Muscle tension and fatigue

  • Mood disorders

🎯 Why Grow Greased Monkey?

• A fuel-forward banana hybrid with elite extraction potential

• Delivers rock-hard buds and high resin output

• Built for dense yields, bold aroma, and visual appeal

• Ideal for growers who want potency, flavor, and performance